we on it.

best-of-funny:

darrynek:

i told my mom i loved her and she told me i was “so sweet”.  i hate getting friendzoned

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best-of-funny:

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

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do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them

best-of-funny:

drfrederickchilton:

If gay people don’t use the phrase “I cant think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.

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best-of-funny:

dievrgent:

in 2 seconds you’ll be singing “I’m a Barbie Girl” in your head

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best-of-funny:

squidvincible:

muelin:

squidvincible:

muelin:

WHATEVER YOU DO IN LIFE

DO IT FOR AMERICA

DO IT FOR PAPRIKAS.

AMERICA

PAPRIKAS.

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unregardless:

hey yo

be nice to people

bc most people are already sad so like

why be mean

khaillou:

tylertaughtyou:

kingj0hn:

tylertaughtyou:

khaillou:

Shoutouts to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets

Shouts out to gravity for holding a nigga down

Shoutouts to sleep for keeping a nigga dreaming

shouts out to my toilet for being with a nigga through all the shit

Shoutsout to 11:11 cuz I wish a nigga would

best-of-funny:

internetexplorers:

rookieanimeartist:

internetexplorers:

[rich white dad voice] golf

what… the fuck

[RICH WHITE DAD VOICE] GOLF

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oh-my-spoby:

the intro is not the same without colton’s penis