23 hours ago
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heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

23 hours ago
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bondoge:

turquoisedream:

bondoge:

i have this disease where im completely aware that im annoying but i have absolutely no way to stop myself

SO FUCKING RELEVANT RIGHT NOW.

whoa inside voices please

3 days ago
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breakthemould13:

Can we just appreciate that we all know exactly what she is saying in the comments.

breakthemould13:

Can we just appreciate that we all know exactly what she is saying in the comments.

4 days ago
4 notes
ganjakingsjebote:

Click Here For 12 Ways To Make A Girl Have a Mindblowing Orgasm!
5 days ago
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arthritisandme:

May is Arthritis Awareness Month! Keep Moving Forward!Never Lose Hope!

arthritisandme:

May is Arthritis Awareness Month! 
Keep Moving Forward!
Never Lose Hope!

5 days ago
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  • mom: you smell like pot
  • me: my shits dank ma
1 week ago
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psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)
1 week ago
760 notes

beyondhighh:

stonerthings:

When my future husband wakes up in the morning he’ll see me naked, cooking bacon and smoking blunt with another one already rolled for him.

image

1 week ago
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roymustang:

you know what i love

i love when you find that one character. that character that is your absolute favorite. the character that, just by thinking of them, makes you incredibly emotional. you know that character is the one for you. they’re your number one. and you know you will never love another more

1 week ago
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chronicillnesscat:

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: “Get a cold. Out for a month”]
Seriously. What the hell, body? 

chronicillnesscat:

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: “Get a cold. Out for a month”]

Seriously. What the hell, body? 

1 week ago
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lovelyday2bme:

The relation between physical and emotional pain

I’m tired of both

Part of me wants to end it all with a combination of medication

Unfortunately or fortunately depending on how you look at it I want to live

Pain is debilitating and I’m unsure of how much more I can handle

this is so accurate of how i feel

1 week ago
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thelovenotebook:

THE LOVE NOTEBOOK
1 week ago
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luckydangermagnet:

this is simply the best gif-ed moment ever created
best gif in the history of tumblin’

luckydangermagnet:

this is simply the best gif-ed moment ever created

best gif in the history of tumblin’

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